SisterWoman

Shoulder pads and turtle necks are just two of the skeletons in Sisterwoman’s wardrobe closet. There are also many taffeta bridesmaid’s dresses and a leg warmer or two. But one thing Sisterwoman has always been proud of are her cool t-shirts. The favorite? The one that says, “Well behaved women rarely make history.” Here are some of our other fave cool t-shirts for women:

• So many men, so few who can afford me.
• God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.
• My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
• Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.
• Coffee, chocolate, men… Some things are just better rich.
• Don’t treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
• If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
• Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
• It’s hard to be nostalgic when you can’t remember anything.
• How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
• I’m one of those bad things that happen to good people.
• If we are what we eat, I’m fast, cheap and easy.
• I run things at my house! (e.g. the vacuum cleaner, washing machine, iron, etc)
• Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
• Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
• Of course I don’t look busy… I did it right the first time.
• Do not start with me. You will not win.
• If they don’t have chocolate in heaven, I ain’t going.
• At my age, I’ve seen it all, done it all, heard it all… I just can’t remember it all.
• My husband is the head of the household, but I’m the neck (and the neck can turn the head anyway it wants it to move).